If I'm not a winner...

So, my favorite teenager and I were listening to music and discussing homeopathic medicine vs alopathic medicine; I had been, for years, a pretty strict follower of homeopathy--she asked if any of the remedies had the effects of a sort of 'LOVE POTION.'
After pondering specifics, I informed her that the chemical reaction to my brain of one particular remedy did, in fact, bring on a clearly romantic mood on one occasion. I then exclaimed that I had, in fact, had "My Chemical Romance!"
She looked at in a most pathetic way and exclaimed, "Oh my god, you're such a LOSER! You should have quit when you were ahead..." and walked out of the room.