LOOK, IT'S A BRAT DOLL!!! WAIT, A GIRL BRAT? BOY BRAT? TRANNIE BRAT? WHY, IT'S THAT SWEETIE PIE BILLY KAULITZ FROM TOKIO HOTEL, AND A SPITTIN' IMAGE (NO PUN INTENDED!)...RIGHT DOWN TO THE TEENSIE TINY BLACK AND WHITE FINGERNAILS...IS IT TOO LATE TO PUT ONE ON MY WISH LIST TO SANTA? I'VE BEEN AN AWFULLY GOOD GIRL...BUT THEN AGAIN, WHEN I'M BAD, I'M BETTER...
TWO DAYS UNTIL I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE...ACTUALLY, FIRST ON A SMALL PUDDLE JUMPER, THEN ONTO A JET PLANE TO SAN FRANCISCO...I LEFT MY HEART THERE, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER THINGS. CAN'T WAIT TO GO, THE SNOW IS HORRENDOUS; TWO AND A HALF FEET OF FRESHLY FALLEN WHITE STUFF, AND I WOULD BREAK UP WITH THE DUDE WHO DOES THE SHOVELING...CAN'T WAIT TO SEE FAMILY--AND HANG OUT IN BEZERKELY!! HAVEN'T PACKED YET; BUT I DO MY BEST WORK ON A DEADLINE.
THREE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY...JOY. OKAY, I'M NOT GETTING OLDER, I'M GETTING BETTER...NOT OLDER, BETTER...MY NEW CHANT. HEY, I'VE STAYED OUT OF THE DIRECT SUNLIGHT MOST OF MY LIFE, OR APPLIED SUNSCREEN, AND I GOT CARDED AT THE LAST CONCERT I WENT TO...HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY? I THINK I'M GETTING "SOMETIMERS"....
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