Who's on Phooson?

Okay, take a washed up expopstar kid, clean him up and teach him some half assed dance moves; throw in a semi amusing but all to overplayed pop singer who croons about kissing a girl; add a handful of scantily dressed twenty something "hotties" who can dance but not sing; sprinkle with a boy band composed off twin bros, one who is a wanna be gansta, the other a LIVING DOLL whom I personally would love to adopt as my gay son; drop onto that two FBR bands, one with a hot lead singer who makes even this thirty something year old woman fog up her sunglasses, and the other with a bassist who's ego is the size of Texas (still love ya, Pete!)....toss together with one of the biggest R&B, POP, Rocker Females of the past few years, and what do you get??? PHOOSON, BABY! 2008...And I was there, witth the shrouds of teenie boppers, parents, horny guys and half dressed gals...shit, when did people stop smoking pot at concerts and start drinking $15 mixed drinks???

I don't know what was more amusing, watching the fifty something year old dude in front of me get his girlfriend plowed, (I thought for tthe first ten minutes she was his favorrite daughter--NOT true!) and then use his $300 Sharper Image binoculars to drool over the Pussy Cat Dolls, yes, whilst doing something with his hips I swear SHOULD be illegal in most states...OR...Jesse McCartney, boy wonderr turned rapper, wardrobe inspired by the newest Ryan Ross look,, yes--he wore a suit and tie...actually turn around and GRAB HIS PACKAGE ONSTAGE! It brought tears of something to my eyes--thank gawd,, for they helped wash out the bad taste it left in my eyeballs!!

The most fun for me was screaming and singing while enjoying those yummy little boys from Dueschland, Tokio Hotel, pound out "Ready, Set,, Go!" and seeing Billy K.'s doll like beauty shine through while crooning,, "Monsoon"....And, without compare, the highlight of the night: Four fab Chicago Boi's rocking my soul to tunes old and new...FOB was HOTTTT...and shame on those rude tweens for screaming and interruputing the sweet sound of Patricks voice each and every time the monitor would flash a friggin' shot of Mr. Wentz...I mean,, HOW RUDE! But I forgave them, for after all, it is almost Christmas!!

Oh, and I must give a huge shout out to Rihana, who's live rendition of "Dysturbia" was simply awesome...a song that could have easily made my, "I'm so sick of hearing this on Syrius and seeing the video on the television" list, but due to the hugely successful live on stage production,, it was simply breathtaking...

Yes, one last thank you to John Jay and Rich, the DJs who put this whole festival in December together...right on, men! I shall surely drive three hours and get my very first speeding ticket ever on the way home next year to see what you put together for Phooson 2009! Happiest of Holidays to all!